I'm Not In The Southern Hemisphere*

My moms an idiot. Okay so after Ronie's swim meet, Jenny, Adam, and I went to Steve's house. and then we went to the mall. i figured i should call my family to tell them where i was. i get on the phone and say "hi im hanging out with Adam Jenny and Steve" and my mom goes "ok, just dont go to the mall" so i was like uhhh ok (i was already there) so w/e we did stuff at the mall and i get home, and my mom is like "i called Steves house, and his Dad said you left 15 minutes ago" so i lied and said i was in the car, we were hanging out, and got hungry so went to ciceros, then instead of coming back to Steves house we went to B&N( in Nanuet). and shes going on and on about how i have to be honest with her, and shes such a idiot!! she going on and on and so shes like im never getting you a cell phone, if your gonna be like this (should this prove i need one?) and shes like from now on you have to call me every 20 minutes when your not home... shes crazy!!!! i made a point to say Adam Jenny and Steve didnt have to call there parents when we didnt go back to Steve's, but she was like your always trying to lie to me... so my dad had to come and save the day, but now i cant go visit Adam and MArk and people in Abany next weekend with Liz Craig anymore... oh,well.... my mom is just so fucking stupid.... and im going blind, like for real.